Joe Biden No Longer Positive for Covid

The end of the elderly US leader’s “political cold”

Kevin O’Connor

US President Joe Biden deserves the Nobel Prize in Medicine after discovering the fastest way to treat covid. The revolutionary cure is called “getting out of the electoral race.”

Biden tested positive for covid on Thursday, July 18. The news was immediately interpreted by the US and international media as a “plausible reason” to allow Biden to “put an end” to his disastrous election campaign. In fact, two days later, on Sunday, July 21, Biden announced his withdrawal and immediately endorsed Vice Presidential nominee Kamala Harris.

And on Tuesday, July 23 (Wednesday, the 24th in Europe), White House physician Kevin O’Connor solemnly announced that “US President Joe Biden no longer tested positive for covid.” In a very short time, Biden’s symptoms have miraculously disappeared, the “political” covid is gone, and his health has normalized.